Score: 9

"Okay, to make my point clear..."

submission: Raid Gaza!

date: January 2, 2009

I don't care about the fact that this game is horrific and offensive, nor do I care about the obvious lack of realism. Instead, I'll focus on my understanding that this game is a joke, and not meant to cause harm. I thought it was hilarious, and if someone yells at me for saying so, so be it. This is a solid game, and my only complaint is the lack of a highscore system. Also, I got like, 1183 Palestinians and lost 27 israelis and it told me I killed "XX" for each loss. That kinda disappointed me. Overall, great game, very funny, everyone shut up, take a deep breath, and realize that IT IS ALL JUST A FREAKING JOKE. Thanks :3

By the way, the trick is to build loadsa Merkava tanks, 3 production upgrades and fill the gap with missiles and aid ^^

Score: 6

"Well, satisfying..."

submission: Ragdoll Whack

date: November 29, 2008

But I'd appreciate it if there was more point thean just swinging him around. Maybe obstacles that you can drag, or even custom levels (if you'd be willing to go that far)

I did, however, enjoy the short-lasting stress relief.

Score: 9

"No denying..."

submission: (Twisted) Cooking Mama

date: November 27, 2008

This is truly a good game. The minigames were fantastically fun, well drawn, and pleasingly gory :). Also, the game was very enlightening.

However, I was disapointed with the vegetarian propaganda at the end. I just can't give up meat, but I can feel sorry for the turkey while I'm eating it. <:D

Score: 8

"It's pretty solid."

submission: Doom 1

date: November 24, 2008

Sadly, it's still only the shareware version, and there still isn't any sound effects. Essentially, it's the same as the version of Doom 1 that you can download for free, only smaller.

Still, it is very impressive that you were able to do this conversion! :D

Score: 10

"My god..."

submission: IncrediBots

date: November 21, 2008

What a jewel of a game! I can honestly say I've never seen such an incredible piece of work on NG, or for that matter, on the internet. The best part is, it's free. You could probably get a game of this quality elsewhere for 15 bucks.

Excellent work!

Score: 1

"Not much to be said about this..."

submission: How to Draw Weapons

date: November 1, 2008

...except that it isn't very good. The drawings, the be honest, REALLY sucked. Besides that, it doesn't take a tutorial to tell us how to draw such weapons, it could easily be figured out, and probably blammed later.

So, summing it up, you really didn't need this flash to draw poorly drawn guns, and there are so many tutorials with better drawings that are easier to understand.

Nice try, but It could be SOOO much better.

Score: 9

"That's friggen hilarious!"

submission: Jigsaw

date: October 30, 2008

I appreciate the humor, though it was a little short. Nice job, tho!

Score: 3

"Inferior to TA2"

submission: Tactical Assasin : sub :

date: October 22, 2008

I'm terribly sorry, but the cons of this game far outnumber the pros.

Con A: Missions were too short and unexciting
Con B: KNIFE MISSION. Oh my fucking god. That was the most frustrating thing I've ever done. It's actually quite unrealistic and far too difficult. I must have tried 14 times on guard #2 and 18 on #3 before rage quitting.
Con C: No difference in weapons, abilities etc. more simplistic then TA2.

Pro A: At least the graphics and sound were good.

It's terribly sad that the game was simply too frustrating too complete.

Score: 4

"Argh!"

submission: TheHeist

date: October 15, 2008

There seems to be a problem...
If you bash the cops, you lose cash, which doesn't make any sense. Also, you lose WAY to much money for colliding with civilians. You get $25000 for a mission and you walk away with $8600.

Score: 4

"Meeehhhh..."

submission: Stickmess

date: July 29, 2008

Too short, fun anyways though, try making it longer and harder.